Hello to Snot Rag Lovers!

You have stumbled upon the amazing world of the Snot Rag and all the joys it will bring.  By just being here and reading these words your life will be transformed and you will become unrecognisable to your friends and family.  I imagine that you were pretty close to this change anyway if you have managed to find this site.  I mean, seriously – what could you have been searching for in order to click on the link to this site.

Why would a normal human being, who has the intelligence to use a computer type the word “Snot Rag” into a search engine.  I can only assume that you were investigating regional dialects or something and searching for the origins of words and phrases – this is no excuse – if you are doing that then switch off your computer right now and get out in the world and say hello to a real human being.

Now stop wasting your time and live. You have been set free.